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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Results of our 'Kill or Capture' survey

If the President designates you a potential terrorist, would you rather we assassinate you under ██████████████████████████████ or capture, torture and indefinitely detain you without trial under Section 1021(b)(2) of NDAA 2012?



4 comments:

  1. Anonymous23.3.13

    One presumes that despite option 1 being more popular, option 2 will be applied in all cases? Just in case.

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  2. Anonymous25.3.13

    I really couldn't abide all the liberal bloggers mocking my forced nudity.

    Death, please.

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  3. Anonymous30.3.13

    Death is permanent. With indefinite detention, there's always a chance for a breakout, a revolution, a re-evaluation of the situation.

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  4. Anonymous19.8.13

    Like we would have a choice...

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