% of total votes for each choice in "Rename DHS Poll," Nov., 2011 (N=3,253) From Nov. 2nd to Nov 8th, 2011 we orchestrated ...

During a press conference Friday morning at DoF Center, Secretary of Fear Malcolm P. Stag III declared "degenerate" Word of the M...

UPDATES (2) In addition to spying on the private communications of the American People, counter-terrorism analysts of the United States D...

Late Sunday afternoon, the office of New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg announced that a terrorism related press conference was about to occur. ...

We're proud to announce that we prevented Occupy DC protesters from repairing Key Bridge today--our Sign Intelligence Unit determined t...

"If the Department of Fear now were to throw in the towel, and come home, and the Occupiers took over South Cascadia, then, all ove...

The U.S. Dept. of Fear is passionate about charging ordinary Americans with crimes under our terrorism laws .  Today many countries can be ...

Our financial partners make money every time a consumer pulls out plastic to settle a bill. This got us thinking. What if everyone who tr...

Do you have a new name in mind for DHS? If you're on Twitter, we invite you to tweet your suggestion to @FearDept with the tag #New...

The stars represent the 50 great American banks of 1980s; the stripes, the 14 great banks after the mergers of the 1990s.   For mor...

Some background from the Washington Post : Ventura sued the federal government in January, alleging that airport scans and pat-downs a...

The old moto "E Pluribus Unum" was printed on the back of the U.S. penny. When Congress bailed out insolvent Wall Stree...

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We're excited about a new system that renders street lights capable of spying on the American people and transmitting our messages to...

Revised Friday Oct. 28, 2011 On Tuesday October 25th we used tear gas, rubber bullets, and flash grenades to crush the "Occupy Oak...