tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post2675395876159662499..comments2022-12-02T07:33:49.705-05:00Comments on United States Department of Fear: Other suggested names for Homeland SecurityJotmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02485510513271661365noreply@blogger.comBlogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-37596439890028011882011-11-08T10:33:49.289-05:002011-11-08T10:33:49.289-05:00How about: "The Considerate Big Brother Depar...How about: "The Considerate Big Brother Department"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-62826025269666293412011-11-08T08:01:36.775-05:002011-11-08T08:01:36.775-05:00Department of Internal SuppressionDepartment of Internal SuppressionAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-39764906117251748022011-11-08T01:45:02.652-05:002011-11-08T01:45:02.652-05:00Ministry of Security Theater 3000?
Otherwise I'...Ministry of Security Theater 3000?<br />Otherwise I'll endorse the Orwellian MiniLiberty (MiniLove should be reserved for the DoD).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-32020710609602631162011-11-08T01:22:06.662-05:002011-11-08T01:22:06.662-05:00Department of Paranoia CreationDepartment of Paranoia CreationAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-10219866578640836782011-11-08T01:10:42.079-05:002011-11-08T01:10:42.079-05:00S.P.Q.R.S.P.Q.R.Coshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03122762309208917389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-26804092846327687192011-11-07T23:40:36.057-05:002011-11-07T23:40:36.057-05:00My 12-year old son suggested the AARP, but I told ...My 12-year old son suggested the AARP, but I told him that would give the real AARP a bad name.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-75741377367037069802011-11-07T20:33:08.507-05:002011-11-07T20:33:08.507-05:00The State Ministry of Behavior, Mind Control, and ...The State Ministry of Behavior, Mind Control, and False Security.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-8170327037605349982011-11-07T18:42:38.032-05:002011-11-07T18:42:38.032-05:00Dept of Grope and GiggleDept of Grope and GiggleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-83956550464829623292011-11-07T18:41:59.789-05:002011-11-07T18:41:59.789-05:00How About: Homeland Gestappo Security Dummies?
So...How About: Homeland Gestappo Security Dummies?<br /><br />Sounds Great and works for ME! Whatcha Think?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-57855157377289112052011-11-07T17:36:52.974-05:002011-11-07T17:36:52.974-05:00Most of the accurate ones have already been stated...Most of the accurate ones have already been stated:<br />Gestapo, Ministry of Love, Staatssicherheit (Stasi always had a nice menacing ring to it)<br /><br />horrifying to know KGBs translation and that DoF is the same thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-54060990928535552192011-11-07T17:29:42.895-05:002011-11-07T17:29:42.895-05:00How about:
Government Response to Obvious Politica...How about:<br />Government Response to Obvious Political Expediency<br /><br />GROPE.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-38933820390035321942011-11-07T16:57:36.673-05:002011-11-07T16:57:36.673-05:00Committee for Unethical National Threat Scaremonge...Committee for Unethical National Threat Scaremongering.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-63539170755173639672011-11-07T16:25:25.877-05:002011-11-07T16:25:25.877-05:00Department of Indifferent Intrusion & Intimida...Department of Indifferent Intrusion & IntimidationAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-54670476273828362302011-11-07T16:21:16.577-05:002011-11-07T16:21:16.577-05:00Department of Fear ItselfDepartment of Fear ItselfAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-15074713917437883122011-11-07T15:53:20.514-05:002011-11-07T15:53:20.514-05:00Can we instead name it the Department of Xenophobi...Can we instead name it the Department of Xenophobia please?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-89954774334317994092011-11-07T15:48:10.486-05:002011-11-07T15:48:10.486-05:00Department of Emergency Response and Prevention
O...Department of Emergency Response and Prevention<br /><br />OR<br /><br />Homeland Emergency Response and Prevention<br /><br />"HERP/DERP has issued a report on the threat of domestic terrorism from the hacker group Anonymous today..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-61696135252059443392011-11-07T15:04:56.123-05:002011-11-07T15:04:56.123-05:00"Gestapo" would seem to fit the bill nic..."Gestapo" would seem to fit the bill nicely.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-43196297256070399162011-11-07T14:55:41.813-05:002011-11-07T14:55:41.813-05:00Staying with the reality of it and what they are a...Staying with the reality of it and what they are actually doing and for (by their own actions to date), how about Department of Absolute Bullsh*t (D.A.B.)? Or maybe Dept. of the Fourth Uber-riech (D.F.U.)? Or even Dept. of Do It or Else (D.I.E.)?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-39119167209343738402011-11-07T14:20:40.329-05:002011-11-07T14:20:40.329-05:00Department of CounterAmericanism
Department of Sma...Department of CounterAmericanism<br />Department of Small GovernmentAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-35846310626616022482011-11-07T14:00:16.073-05:002011-11-07T14:00:16.073-05:002 possibilities come to mind:
Dept. of Shove All ...2 possibilities come to mind:<br /><br />Dept. of Shove All Complaints Up Pooper (SACUP)<br /><br />or<br /><br />Bureau of Ending National Debate Over Violation of Everyone's Rights - (B.E.N.D.O.V.E.R.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-50951060755366387712011-11-07T14:00:10.351-05:002011-11-07T14:00:10.351-05:00The Stasi
Staatssicherheit, literally State Securi...The Stasi<br />Staatssicherheit, literally State Security.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-26312470250879736362011-11-07T13:49:16.450-05:002011-11-07T13:49:16.450-05:00Department of UnconstitutionalizmDepartment of UnconstitutionalizmAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-92063533881435462172011-11-07T13:47:34.705-05:002011-11-07T13:47:34.705-05:00There are so many great possibilities
Dept. of Cow...There are so many great possibilities<br />Dept. of Cowardice, Groping, and 4th Amendment EviscerationAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-37023373618832664082011-11-07T13:43:57.514-05:002011-11-07T13:43:57.514-05:00It's obvious
ReichssicherheitshauptamtIt's obvious<br /><br />ReichssicherheitshauptamtAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5058648564616482634.post-5225495220257679792011-11-07T13:42:27.284-05:002011-11-07T13:42:27.284-05:00Dept. of Chicken Little OMG Increase My Budget!!!Dept. of Chicken Little OMG Increase My Budget!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com